Rumpelstiltskin: Well, that’s the barest rock I’ve found all throughout this island.
Rumpelstiltskin: *Makes sure he looks impeccable*
Rumpelstiltskin: *Does some squats*
Rumpelstiltskin: *Moves around until he finds a comfortable position*
Rumpelstiltskin: I’m waiting!
Felix: Hey Rumpelstiltskin, sorry I’m late, I was being the welcoming committee for a couple of dweebs over on the other side of the –
Felix: *Accidently slips down the hill but regains his footing at the bottom*
Felix: - Island.
Rumpelstiltskin: Well, whoopty doo, you put them ahead of greeting me. *Is hurt*
Felix: Hey, I had to fight the other Lost Boys to the death for this job, okay! I take my job seriously here in Felixland! We don’t play favorites!
Rumpelstiltskin: We’re in Neverland!
Felix: I’m certain that’s what I said!
Felix: *Wonders if Pan would get miffed if he smacked Rumpel with his club*
Felix: Well, you should know that Pan told me to tell you that ‘Henry is his; he called dibs, and no tagbacks.’
Felix: He also added in a couple of ‘neener neeners’ but I’m not sure that would be as effective coming from me.
Rumpelstiltskin: That sounds like him.
Felix: We also imitated your giggles and arm flails like crazy.
Rumpelstiltskin: *Crossed a line*
Felix: All in all, it was a good time. Pan says you can live if you don’t come after the ankle biter. He even gave you a nice offer in Upper East Side Neverland. We could go fishing.
Rumpelstiltskin: I know the real estate is bad there!
Rumpelstiltskin: Maybe I’ll beat you with that club!
Felix: It’s as big as you are!
Rumpelstiltskin: Big surprises come in small packages!
Felix: *Did NOT want to imagine that*
Felix: *Reads Peter’s message from his hand* Oh hey! He said something else!
Rumpelstiltskin: What?! I have important meandering around to do!
Rumpelstiltskin: What?! No! No!
Felix: I have NO clue what that’s about. Pan just said to throw it there and take a photo of your face *Takes photo*
Rumpelstiltskin: My dad told me this was one of a kind!
Felix: Oh god, I’m on an island full of others who kidnap kids and people with DADDY ISSUES?! Now what does this remind me of?!
Rumpelstiltskin: Can I be Ben Linus?
Felix: Sorry, Pan said you have to be Jack.
Rumpelstiltskin: *Whole world is wrecked*
Felix: Well, I’m off. I’m sure other people need to be greeted.
Rumpelstiltskin: I could use an Emma honeymoon hug right about now!