301 - Heart of the Truest Believer Sneak Peek

Rumpelstiltskin: Well, that’s the barest rock I’ve found all throughout this island.

 

Rumpelstiltskin: *Makes sure he looks impeccable*

 

Rumpelstiltskin: *Does some squats*

 

Rumpelstiltskin: *Moves around until he finds a comfortable position*

 

Rumpelstiltskin: I’m waiting!

 

Felix: Hey Rumpelstiltskin, sorry I’m late, I was being the welcoming committee for a couple of dweebs over on the other side of the –

 

Felix: *Accidently slips down the hill but regains his footing at the bottom*

 

Felix: - Island.

 

Rumpelstiltskin: Well, whoopty doo, you put them ahead of greeting me. *Is hurt* 

 

Felix: Hey, I had to fight the other Lost Boys to the death for this job, okay! I take my job seriously here in Felixland! We don’t play favorites!

 

Rumpelstiltskin: We’re in Neverland!

 

Felix: I’m certain that’s what I said!

 

Felix: *Wonders if Pan would get miffed if he smacked Rumpel with his club*

 

Felix: Well, you should know that Pan told me to tell you that ‘Henry is his; he called dibs, and no tagbacks.’

 

Felix: He also added in a couple of ‘neener neeners’ but I’m not sure that would be as effective coming from me.

 

Rumpelstiltskin: That sounds like him.

Felix: We also imitated your giggles and arm flails like crazy.

 

Rumpelstiltskin: *Crossed a line*

Felix: All in all, it was a good time. Pan says you can live if you don’t come after the ankle biter. He even gave you a nice offer in Upper East Side Neverland. We could go fishing.

 

Rumpelstiltskin: I know the real estate is bad there!

 

Rumpelstiltskin: Maybe I’ll beat you with that club!

 

Felix: It’s as big as you are!

 

Rumpelstiltskin: Big surprises come in small packages!

 

Felix: *Did NOT want to imagine that*

Felix: *Reads Peter’s message from his hand* Oh hey! He said something else!

Rumpelstiltskin: What?! I have important meandering around to do!

 

Rumpelstiltskin: What?! No! No!

 

Felix: I have NO clue what that’s about. Pan just said to throw it there and take a photo of your face *Takes photo*

 

Rumpelstiltskin: My dad told me this was one of a kind!

 

Felix: Oh god, I’m on an island full of others who kidnap kids and people with DADDY ISSUES?! Now what does this remind me of?!

 

Rumpelstiltskin: Can I be Ben Linus?

 

Felix: Sorry, Pan said you have to be Jack.

 

Rumpelstiltskin: *Whole world is wrecked*

 

Felix: Well, I’m off. I’m sure other people need to be greeted.

 

Rumpelstiltskin: I could use an Emma honeymoon hug right about now!