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Baelfire: Whatever,
my favorite was Cogsworth anyway.
Belle: Could you
try not to burn so brightly, you’re surrounded by books. Dude…
Lumiere: You can
save Rumple, woman!
Belle: Are you a
ghost? Because I’ve never seen you before…and what are you doing in MY library
of all things?
Lumiere: Um…uh…Rumple
was having a bad day so he grabbed me, grabbed some rocky road ice cream and
sat there sobbing into it and telling me about how great you were.
*Nailed it*
Baelfire: Well
that could be true; he spent most of season 1 whining about his failed love
life to anyone that would listen
Lumiere: I know
right?
Baelfire: Oh my god, he’s looking at me, this is so wrong!
Baelfire: Oh my god, he’s looking at me, this is so wrong!
Baelfire: Why
should we believe anything you say when most anyone trapped by Rumple would NOT
want to bring him back?
Lumiere: I don’t
know!
Belle: I cleaned
every part of this castle and I don’t remember ever lighting up you.
Lumiere: I…was
around?
Belle: I’m out.
Balefire: Right
behind you.
Belle: First let
me bring my spring reading collection to get caught up on…
Belle: Huh, that
one’s big and certainly not suspicious.
Baelfire: Belle!
I thought we were going home!
Belle: Look, it’s
a key! I have no idea why a candle knows more about it than I do and this is my
own darn library…
Baelfire: He
seriously trusted something this super-secret to Belle’s library in a castle
left to looters after he willingly got caught?
Lumiere: Zelena
wasn’t so great at his cover story…
Lumiere: Look, we
just really need a way to bring him back okay?
Baelfire: ….
Belle: ….
Lumiere: Time for
a walk in the snow!
Belle: I can’t go
walking through the snow! I’m wearing booty shorts!
Baelfire: And
where did you get those and tights in the enchanted forest
Belle: Rumple’s
closet.
Baelfire: That
does NOT surprise me.
Baelfire: Creepy
candle…
Baelfire: We
could keep him with us since he lets off enough fire to keep us warm.
Belle: Nah, leave
him.
Zelena: It’s all going
according to plan!
Lumiere: You
couldn’t just take one of their hearts and make them do this?
Zelena: Shut up.
Zelena: Surprise!
I brought my hat!
Snow: Hey…um…come
in?
Zelena: How much
longer is the turkey timer going to stall, I’m ready to have that kid now.
Snow: But I’m the
mother1
Zelena: That’s
what you think.
Zelena: OJ?
Snow: But I like
Sunny Delight!
Zelena: Oh sweet
summer child…
Zelena: You will
drink this and you will like it.
Snow: But I’m not
even thirsty!
Zelena: Your baby
is, now drink up!
Snow: Ugh, it’s
so pulpy…
Zelena: That
means its working!
Snow: Um…what’s
working?
Zelena: Why,
vitamin C, dear.
Snow: *Is
unenthused* Yaaay.
Snow: Wow, little
Charming didn’t like that…
Snow: Um…Zelena?
Are you okay?
Zelena: …..
Snow: I’m sure
it’s fine…
Regina: I can’t
believe I drove here…why can’t I just use my Storybrooke CSI to track her?
Regina: *Hears a
noise* Hey! Who’s letting air out of my tires?!
Robin: Die
monster!
*shoots*
Regina: Your aim is
terrible! My head was over here!
Robin: Hey! Sorry
about nearly drilling a hole through your skull!
Robin: Not that
it would’ve hit anything…
Regina: *tears up*
He said I was stupid!
Robin: So, I came
to hang out and wait for the wicked witch!
Regina: How did
you know she was here?
Robin: I don’t
know! Did we discuss it around me because until they knew Rumple was alive…all
they knew about was…a suspicious locked cellar…
Robin: Can I have
that back by the way?
Regina: Um…you
shot me…
Robin: I have no
idea what I hope to accomplish against a person that can turn people to
monkeys.
Regina: Well
maybe you should go.
Robin: But I
wanna stay!
Robin: I have a
scope…I could use…
Regina: Yes, I
just nearly experienced that.
Robin: We could…go
in the house together…..
Regina: I don’t even know you!
Robin: Would you
like to though?
Regina: Ew! No!
Robin: But I’ll
show you my tattoos!
Regina: Do I look
like I’d be impressed by that?
Robin: If I flirt
with you by saying yes, will you hurt me?
Regina: Come
here, you!
Robin: I’m sorry!
I’m sorry! Don’t hurt me!
Baelfire: Chicks
dig brands, right?
Hook: Sup? I’m
not kissing that to make it better, but I do have jello!
Baelfire: But…I
like blue! YOU like green!
Hook: I guess
I’ll just have to eat it for you then!
Hook: Yummy!
Baelfire: I
didn’t agree to that!
Baelfire: So…I
met the floor today. IT seems very nice. I can see why you had a centuries long
affair with it
Hook: Just keep
smiling Hook; he’s trying to hit you where it hurts…
Baelfire: What
were you doing in the back with my stepmom anyway?
Hook: Avoiding
books dropping on my head. She thought it might be funny to launch them at me.
Hook: I wasn’t so
amused…
Baelfire: That’s
my stepmom!
Hook: *Is imitating*
That’s my stepmom!
Baelfire: I don’t
have time for fluids, I’m bolting.
Hook: Fine,
whatever. I won’t stop you.
Baelfire: Can you
crawl into bed and pretend to be me…
Hook: They would
never fall for it, I’m too sexy
Baelfire: I’ve
been cramped up inside my father’s body for a year now, can we not?
Hook: I love you
too!
Baelfire: How
long is a hug supposed to last?
Hook: All this
time we’ve wasted squabbling because we hated each other over a woman!
Baelfire: *Breathe
deep Bae, don’t punch him in the face* That’s NOT why we disliked the
other!
Hook: Oh, of
course we do! Don’t be silly! I’ve decided to forgive and absolve myself of all
wrongdoing!
Baelfire: I hate
you.
Hook: Fine Mr. Sensitive!
Baelfire: So
you’re wearing tights and booty shorts in the snow…
Belle: Mmhmm,
these were in his wardrobe too, they’re enchanted to keep me warm…
Baelfire: *Is
freezing* You wouldn’t happen to
have an extra pair, would you? Oh wait crap, those are dads, I can’t ask for
that…
Belle: WHAT is
going on with you?
Baelfire: I don’t
know. But we brought the candlestick along to haunt my nightmares, I’m mad at
you for asking we bring him!
Baelfire: I can’t
believe you’re the only one that seems to care that my dad could be brought
back.
Baelfire: Whoa,
decline!
Belle: Nearly
fell down a steep mountain there…I have the worst luck with those…
Belle: Is that
dagger on your hip unsheathed?
Baelfire: I
couldn’t find the sheath for it! I looked and looked everywhere!
Belle: Baelfire,
they put you in a storage closet for a room
Baelfire: You want
to know how much storage is ALSO in there?
Baelfire: A bunch
of spiders fell on me last night when I was looking for something to keep warm
with
Baelfire: I was hoping
that I’d become spider man but then I remembered that none of them are
radioactive.
Baelfire: I was
depressed for the rest of the night after that.
Belle: Your time
will come!
Belle: That vague
spot over there, I think….
Baelfire: The
Dark One vault is in the middle of some random meadow?
Belle: These Dark
Ones don’t think through a lot of things…
Emma: You’re
really trying to make up for the daddy daughter time lost, huh?
Charming: Eh,
that midwife creeps me out.
Charming: Has a
grin like the Joker…
Emma: Think she
might be suspicious?
Charming: Well
you’re mother trusts her, so I don’t see why I can’t!
Emma: Um…that’s
worrisome…
Charming: Yeah, I
know.
Charming: But its
fine, I’m sure she won’t make off with your mother or the baby the first chance
she gets. We don’t even know if they’re targeting us…
Emma: They’re
always targeting us!
Rumpelstiltskin:
HIIIIIIII EMMMMMA!
Emma: It’s him! I
never thought I’d hear that disgusting leer again!
Charming: She
MISSED it?!
Emma: Get ready
to get tackled!
Rumpelstiltskin:
Emma! I need a hug!
Rumpelstiltskin:
I haven’t seen daylight in days, my head is pounding.
Charming: Whoa,
he’s showing his wrists…to him…that’s like being topless….
Rumpelstiltskin:
Also I sort of ate Bae!
Charming: I don’t
get it! He was with us the whole time!
Monkey: I’m a
loved one!
Rumpelstiltskin:
See you later losers!
Charming: I’ll
protect you, Emma!
Emma: Darn it
Dadvid! Move your butt I can’t shoot what’s hopefully not Aurora or Philip!
Totally cracked up at the "That's NOT why we hate each other." part.
ReplyDeleteI forgot why they did until you brought that up again. So many characters screwing each other...