Mulan: Can’t
believe I got lost eight times coming back from the kitchen…
Robin: Oh go to
sleep son, I’m sure that shadow won’t get pissy at his failed kidnapping and
come back for you so sleeping near the window is a solid idea.
Mulan: Well,
since your Merry Men brought horses, I’m going to swipe one and ride to Philip
and Aurora’s castle.
Robin: Did you
and Bae seriously walk all the way there?
Mulan: After
dragging him all the way back from safe haven, yeah!
Robin: That is SO
hot!
Mulan: *Is checking
out*
Robin: Hey…want a
job as one of my merry…erm…’persons’?
Mulan: Sorry
Robin, but I plan on seeing other people.
Robin: Oooooo
People
*Got game*
Robin: I could be
one of those people.
Mulan: *Is failing to
contain her laughter*
Mulan: I’ve seen
your parenting skills. No thanks
Aurora: I just
love the enchanted hair dye filler that Maleficent left behind…
Aurora: Oh…Mulan’s
back…that that was unexpectedly unfortunate.
Mulan: I’m back! *Squees* And I have news! I love-
Aurora: Philip
and I are opening up a cheesecake factory!
Mulan: *Hated
cheesecake factories* -Brussle sprouts. I love Brussels sprouts.
Mulan: How am I
supposed to be with either/or/and of these people if they want to open up
something like that?!
Aurora: Also I
might be pregnant, which does give us an approximate time length on how long
season 2 lasted!
Mulan: Y-yeah,
that corset you’re wearing will be great for the little tyke
Aurora: My kid
lucked out in the gene pool, let me tell you.
Mulan: Well, I’m
going to hang out with Robin Hood. I came miles and miles just to tell you
that.
Aurora: I ship
you two together!
Mulan: You
haven’t even seen us interact!
Mulan: Well….here
I go…
Aurora: See ya!
Philip and I will have this whole castle all to ourselves!
Mulan: Yeah, I’m
sure that’ll be hard for you.
Aurora: Be
jealous.
Mulan: Man, I
hate Brussels sprouts.
Hook: Oh! I found
her! Next to our love cave!
Tinker Bell: Hey,
you don’t have to advertise our failed relationship everywhere!
Hook: That’s
right guys, kill her or threaten her. That’ll make her tell us where Regina is
and help get Henry.
Tinker Bell: Please.
Like I haven’t been shot and stabbed and dropped from high places before.
Hook: Tink! Stop
talking about our dating life! Emma will get jealous.
Regina: WHAT?!?!?!?!
You guys aren’t saving Henry at this exact moment?!
Regina: Also, do
I have anyone’s permission to summon a bathhouse because I’m covered in grime.
Hook: Nice bird
nest you got there on your head, Tink.
Tinker Bell: *Eyesex*
Hey Hook…Lose all your buttons to your shirt?
Regina: WHAT is
going on?
Hook: *Eyesex*
I’m sure they’re on me somewhere. Or on you…we should make sure to check
everywhere.
Regina: He’s my
boyfriend…
Tinker Bell: Get
in line.
Emma: Dear God,
someone resurrect Bae or Graham so I can get out of this.
Hook: Don’t worry
Emma; I’ll save room for you.
Emma: ANYWAY!
Regina: Tink
doesn’t have magic, she’s dead weight.
Charming: Oh….great.
Tinker Bell: why
do you look so disappointed?
Snow: It’s sort
of our thing; we use magic to get us out of a jam as quick as possible.
Tinker Bell: Why
should I help any of you? Pan is like super nuts and powerful and will take it
out on me if I help you and you abandon me. Apparently his spies are everywhere
so why are we talking about this outside?
Tinker Bell: I’m
waiting!
Snow: You can
come home with us!
Charming: Er-
what?
Tinker Bell: And
I’ll get the best mansion in the realm?
Regina: But that’s
MY house!
Snow: Deal!
You’ll get it and all the fresh clothes you can hope to have!
Charming: Ugh,
don’t these two ever change out of their clothes?!
Snow: Hey! I saw
you writing that 500 page manuscript earlier, if you’re that bored, I can let
you play Angry Birds on my cell phone.
Charming: Hey,
how did you know the promise of home would work on Tinker Bell?
Snow: Oh gee, I
don’t know, maybe it was because she JUST SAID she didn’t want to be left
behind to face Pan’s wrath.
Charming: ……..oh.
Snow: Geez
Charming, pay attention.
Snow: Mmmm, man
it’s a good thing you’re not dying soon.
Snow: Are you?
Charming: *Giggles* No!
No! Cause that’ll be awkward.
Charming: Crap!
She knows!
Henry: Stop
staring at me! It’s creeping me out!
Henry: Weirdos
Henry: And who
littered on my island?
Henry: Oh god,
that is MY FACE!
Baelfire: AUGH!
It’s a good thing I got a grip like a pit bull! AHHHH!
Baelfire: I
landed on a rock! Wait! I know this rock! They moved it!
Baelfire: *Is
nostalgic* I recognize that coconut tree
Felix: Welcome to
Fe-
Felix: Oh wait, never
mind, it’s only you.
Baelfire: That’s
right, blondie, the original Island Greeter is BACK!
Baelfire: And how did you know I’d land here.
Felix: I heard
your girly screaming and took a guess.
Hook: Hey Emma,
wanna suck my coconut?
Emma: Only
because you and Tink pigged out on the mangos.
Tinker Bell: For
the last time, I was HUNGRY!
Tinker Bell: It
was my garden you idiots pillaged anyway!
Regina: Peasants.
I don’t want to share their fire if the campsite isn’t helping me get Henry without
a plan.
Tinker Bell: So,
you ruined that guys life by not meeting him.
Regina: I like to
think that everyone’s life is ruined that don’t meet me.
Regina: Well,
those that do live through me turn out…semi okay I guess.
Tinker Bell: Turned
out GREAT on my end! *Sarcasm*
Regina: So glad
to hear you admit it!
Tinker Bell: *Fumes*
Robin: Hey, who
was supposed to bring Roland?
Little John:
Wait? We were supposed to bring Roland?
Robin: OH CRAP!
Mulan: Wow, where
were all of you when I was defending Safe Haven by my lonesome?
Robin: Wow, you
came all that way just to come all the way back, huh?
Mulan: Ooo, nice tat,
you rebel.
Mulan: Free
space!
Robin: That
was…my seat…
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