Emma: Yup, that’s
the town line. Once he’s crossed it, he’ll have no magic.
Rumpelstiltskin: Uh….didn’t
we establish in Tamara’s flashback episode that those with magic and not native
to Storybrooke can still have magic? I mean Bae went to a land without magic
and Pan’s shadow came and went just fine…
Belle: Shhh,
honey, shhhh
Emma: If he tries
to lunge for me, blow his head off.
Rumpelstiltskin: Like
a watermelon
Snowing: *Are
concerned*
Rumpelstiltskin: Also
be careful Emma…not that I care…
Emma: I’m always
careful…
Rumpelstiltskin: You
forgot to get the box!
Rumpelstiltskin: *tosses
over the line*
Emma: Mmmm,
shooting possible biological minors in front of my family!
Henry!Pan: The
light! My eyes! I can’t see!
Henry!Pan: Mummeh!
Rumpelstiltskin: BLOW
HIS HEAD OFF!
Henry!Pan: You
couldn’t do that to your favorite son, right?
Emma: *Gasp* It
has to be him! He knows he’s my favorite son!
Rumpelstiltskin: Uh…he
could’ve told Pan that when they were buddies! Or….he could’ve inexplicably
knew it like he inexplicably knew everything he did!
Henry!Pan: Stepdaddy!
Henry!Pan: See?
It’s me!
Rumpelstiltskin: My
father pretends to be my stepson which is also my grandson and before that, my
girlfriend…
Belle: My head
hurts…
Rumpelstiltskin: Emma,
kneecap him!
Henry!Pan: Mommy!
Remember that one time at the playground where we bonded?!
Henry!Pan: And
how super great it was? Back in the good season?
Snow: Season one
was pretty rad….
Charming: I got
my eye on you….
Henry!Pan: You’re
the only mommeh for me!
*Is faltering*
Henry!Pan: Down
with the evil queen!
Emma: My son!
*Runs to each other
in slow motion*
Rumpelstiltskin: *Really
wanted to blow someone’s head off*
Emma: You better
not be Pan still…otherwise this will be awkward…
Henry!Pan: Does
this mean I have magic now too?
Henry!Pan: Wait!
I don’t want hugs!
Emma: You don’t
get hugs, you get a box thingie.
Rumpelstiltskin: Whoopee…
Rumpelstiltskin: Sorry
about that whole wanting you dead thing grandson!dad
Henry!Pan: Can
we…not call me that?
Rumpelstiltskin: Oh
no, it’s too weird otherwise…
Charming: Tell me
we can’t lock Regina and Pan down in the vault and watch them all fight it out?
Snow: No….
Charming: *Groans*
Henry!Pan: Is
that Shrek sweat? Gross!
Henry!Pan: Ooo,
is that a Glade scented candle?
Regina: Oh Henry,
you’re totally safe here with me in the vault where I keep things such as two
headed snakes and a previous occupant of my dead boyfriend.
Regina: And all
the hearts of my victims…
Regina: Don’t you
feel safe?!
Henry!Pan: Hey,
can I have that sleeping spell you have down here?
Regina: Why, I
have no reason to see why you can’t see the magic you’ve always hated me using!
*Glomps*
Regina: You’re finally coming around to my way of thinking!
Regina: You’re finally coming around to my way of thinking!
Henry!Pan: God
help us all if that happened….
Regina: ARGLE!
*Is passed out*
Henry!Pan: Wow,
that was way too easy….it’s embarrassing really…
Snow: Ah,
brutally murdering a creature that hasn’t done anything to us, that’s the life…
Charming: Well, I
checked all over, I’m not stone in any bits that you might show appreciation
for…
Snow: I should
double check just to make sure…
Charming: Now
you’re thinking about sexy times when I nearly died? I think….I think maybe we
should talk about this…
Snow: Nah, I
realized that I can’t put everything on hold to defeat Regina and I think we
should try to have a family in spite of it!
Charming: I’m
sure that’ll work out well for EVERYONE involved!
Snow: I’m going
to name her Euemma Chrysanthimum III
Charming: Ugh…ummm….Snow…let’s…lets
talk about shortening that….
Snow: We’ll call
her…
Snow: Eu.
Charming: I think
this is something that we should probably talk about more in depth…
*Kisses*
Charming: Are you
pregnant yet?
Snow: Oh boy
Charming, you and I are about to have a very long and traumatizing talk….
Emma: Regina…pick
up your phone. We walked all the way here even though Rumple could probably
teleport us…
Henry!Pan: I
could fly…if grandpa didn’t handcuff me to him...
Rumpelstiltskin: I
just want to make sure you’re who you say you are grandson!dad!
Henry!Pan: I
could’ve killed you all before we even got here! And you’re leading me right to
where the other me obviously wanted to be!
Rumpelstiltskin: Silence,
you!
Hook: We’ve been
gone for hours!
Baelfire: Shut
up!
Tinkerbelle: How
hard is it to pick a lock?
Baelfire: It’s
enchanted! It’s totally enchanted!
Henry!Pan: DADDY!
Baelfire: SON!GRANPA!
Tinkerbelle: What…did
we miss?
Hook: It was only
a matter of time with the family relationship with every single character on
this show.
Hook: hey Tink,
guess what I stole
Tinkerbelle: I
don’t care.
Hook: Bae’s coconut!
Rumpelstiltskin: Open
door!
Baelfire: It’s
actually enchanted?!
Rumpelstiltskin: No!
It’s only locked! I’m trying to make you look good in front of Emma!
Rumpelstiltskin: HUR!
It’s so hard!
Emma: I couldn’t
go ONE DAY without something happening!
Snow: So about
your happiness….
Emma: You guys
tried to be happy despite all the bad around you that wanted you hurt or dead
or under their rule…look how we all ended up!
Charming: She’s
got a point there…
Rumpelstiltskin: HRGLEFUMP!
I OPENED IT BECAUUSE BAE LOOSENED THE LID!
Emma: What? I
wasn’t paying attention…
Baelfire: *Groans*
Rumpelstiltskin: Oh
good, she’s dead.
Emma: Where is
this light coming from?
Snow: Wake up
Regina! *slaps lightly*
Rumpelstiltskin: I
don’t think that’ll do it, she’s a heavy sleeper, you should hit her
harder….like this!
*Backhands*
Rumpelstiltskin: That’s
for Belle, bitch.
Regina: Owww,
can’t I sleep for five minutes?!
Regina: Hey, how
did you all get in here?
Emma: Opened the
door…
Emma: Sort of a
funny habit with you….
Henry!Pan: So,
you lost my body
Regina: Henry!
Aren’t you glad I’m okay? I just needed you to need my mothering!
Henry!Pan: I’m
not sure any child alive would do well with your sort of mothering but here’s a
pity hug.
Rumpelstiltskin: Hold
up…where’s the original curse?
Regina: Oh, you
mean the darkest of all dark curses? I just left it on display with no security
precautions whatsoever…
Rumpelstiltskin: You’re
so stupid…
Felix: Are you
holding it inside out?
Pan!Henry: I
don’t know! I can’t even read my son’s handwriting! I’m sorry he ever learned
how to read!
Pan!Henry: Want
to take over Storybrooke?
Felix: I guess? I
mean, they do have cheeseburgers here, so…
Pan!Henry: I
can’t read this, I think we should wing it...
Pan!Henry: Hope
everything it takes to wield a dark curse is here!
Regina: Wait,
didn’t making the Dark Curse take years and years.
Rumpelstiltskin: It
took centuries and Pan somehow wants to do it in the span of five minutes!
Emma: This makes
no sense…
Pan!Henry: Well, let’s
figure out how to make our own curse *Crumbles
the note up*
Felix: Wait, what
if we cursed the world?! How great would that be?!I always
wanted to fly off the Eiffel Tower!
Pan!Henry: His
plans are greater than mine! He must die!
Felix: What will
we do here forever? Be bored?
Pan!Henry: I
don’t know!
The End
Not to mention the fact that Felix is apparently Pan's true love...
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