Emma: Well that
was tedious…
Rudo: HIT HIM
WITH A CHAIR ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE…ugh…nevermind….
Emma: You’re not
watching that tacky wrestling show again are you?
Emma: Because the
Attitude Era is where it’s at…and I’m not sure you’re old enough to enjoy that
yet….
Rudo: Ermm…..nope!
Playing video games!
Emma: Are bulbs
that hang this low with a string holding them up safe?
Rudo: He propose
yet?
Emma: Rudo, will
you quit asking that? You’ve asked every date we’ve been on!
Emma: Oh sweet mercy! I’m out of those shoes…
Emma: So are we
advertising a game that’s about to come out?
Rudo: I dunno. He
propose yet?
Emma: *glares*
Rudo: You didn’t
answer my question earlier!
Emma: He did and
I said I’d think about it!
Rudo: Did he cry?
I hope he cried.
Rudo: Ooo, the
image is so sweet to imagine…
Emma: You know,
if you don’t like him, just say so.
Rudo: I totally
love the guy.
Emma: Mmhmm…
Emma: He sobbed a
little bit as he walked away…
Rudo: Yessss!
Emma: *Sometimes she worries about the things that
randomly come out of his mouth that are so unRudo*
Rudo: *Henry Glare*
Emma: *Twitches like
she always does at that face*
Rudo: *Henry glare*
Emma: Stop it! I
know you’re just using that to get more points!
Rudo: What?! NO!
Rudo: ….is it
working?
Emma: Go to your
room, Rudo!
Charming: Oh man,
good thing these clothes were nearby! REALLY happy we’re all the same size as
Philip and Aurora…hope they don’t notice we cleaned them out…
Sneezy: We’re dwarves
again! Do you know that this means? We’re going to be slave labor again!
Bashful: *Is thrilled
about this*
Grumpy: Hey
Jiminy! What’s up? Oh, you’re mourning? Hey, you’ve got a little black suit on;
I can see that but Jiminy….you always wear black…
Grumpy: Whoa!
Jiminy! Watch your language!
Grumpy: Hey
Charming! You need to give that cricket a talking to!
Charming: What’s
going on?
Grumpy: He said
that everyone was popping up into fields and that Rumple still wasn’t in any of
them because he’s dead. He also said it in more colorful language…
Grumpy: Can I
have the cardboard cutout of Red?
Charming: NO!
Grumpy: That
makes me Grumpy.
Charming: Your
name was Grumpy before! I don’t get it!
Hook: Where’s the
rum?
Charming: Um….this
is my horse…
Hook: Not
anymore. I’m leaving you Charming.
Charming: What?
Why?
Hook: There’s
another in my life! She’s faster than you are. More reliable and she’s
weathered many things with me. Her name is Roger…Jolly Roger!
Charming: You’re
not staying with us?
Hook: Well, now
that Emma’s not here, there’s nothing in it for me!
Charming: Holy
crap, you change sides faster than Regina does…
Charming: Fine!
But let me keep the flask to remember out time together!
Hook: I sort of
still need that….
Hook: Especially
since it’s not your daughter that’s keeping me warm anymore
Charming: She
never kept you warm! *storms off*
Hook: Hee hee!
Hook: I hope we
never meet again
Snow: You’re not
staying?
Charming: Snow!
We just had this conversation!
Snow: But he was
also so thoughtful….of himself…
Charming: I never
liked him…
Hook: LOSERS! I
ALSO STOLE YOUR GOLD!
Charming: Crap, I
should do something about that….
Baelfire: So, now
that we’re all here and the pirate finally left, do you think that maybe we
could get on getting Emma and my son back?
Charming: No….our
daughter that thinks we abandoned her on the side of some street now thinks that’s
the case again and maybe we should just forget about her!
Snow: Mmhmm! The
‘I will find you’ vending machine just sold out!
Baelfire: Are you
serious?! My son is there too and I promised him I’d never leave him again!
Charming: Get
over it man!
Snow: We sort of
don’t care…
Snow: I cared in
season 2 when I wanted to stay with Emma no matter what….but then I sort of
didn’t anymore…
Baelfire: Are you
two serious?
Snow: Can’t you
just let her be happy thinking you’re the scum of the earth and we’re terrible
people?
Charming: I have
no opinion other than Snow’s….
Baelfire: You two
are complete morons.
Charming: Where
are you going?
Baelfire: the
group left you like thirty minutes ago! I’m going to go catch up with them!
Emma: I work for
such a prestigious company to afford an apartment this big…
Rudo: I’m bored.
Did you say ‘yes’ yet?
Emma: Here's your
note excusing you for being tardy because this might’ve been a school day…
Rudo: Can’t I
just stay home to watch TV?
Emma: Ugh, ask
that every day…
Emma: Even the
days you’re actually sick….
Emma: Henry, you
can’t stay home from school and I haven’t said yes yet. Now let me wear my
plaid paints of indecision and leave me alone!
Rudo: I guess he
could be a good father if I really let him….but I won’t. I gotta test him you
know…for the rest of his purpose driven life.
Emma: *Ruffles*
That’s my boy!
Rudo: *Is
embarrassed* MOM!
Emma: You’re
still my little boy!
Rudo: MOM!
Emma: I am
determined!
*Neal’s Door always
getting picked*
Emma: Oh good,
it’s not a prank and I’d break into someone’s house…
Emma: How is all
of his stuff still here? It’s been a year! Was he squatting?
Emma: Hm….smells
like dirty family secrets got exposed in here….
Emma: Hey! This
looks like the dream catcher that Neal and I….oh….
Emma: Welp! Mine
now!
Emma: Would you
like to be my son’s Christmas present?
Emma: Neal
Cassidy is obviously a fake chump name…
Emma: What on
earth…..?
Emma: Hey,
‘Henry’ just like my son’s middle name….
Emma: I could
steal this…..
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