*The ‘go-to’ entrance
for this show now*
Philip: I have no
idea where I am!
Philip: Ma’am!
Can you help me? I’m lost! Oh wait, it’s Aurora, oh good, I’m in the right
place…
Aurora: He rode
in a giant circle for six hours…
Philip: How’s the
baby?
Aurora: Practically
nonexistent!
Aurora: Oh, I’m
so glad that no one’s around here and we can continue scavenging from the
surrounding castles around here…
Philip: ALL The
bedrooms…
Aurora: *Giggles* This
isn’t even my tiara!
Aurora: Oh crap,
not this drama…
Philip: Oh boy,
here we go again…
Aurora: Eeeee!
Philip: The
wraith! He’s come back for me and he’s brought an army!
Philip: Oh, a few
feet! I give up, we can’t get away!
Aurora; Save our
grapes!
Aurora: Oh
hey…it…did nothing….
Philip: Friggin’
curse smoke…never gets out of our clothes…
*Jefferson’s
cardboard cutout of Red made it*
Snow: Leather
pants!
Charming: Mmhmm!
Hook: Who are all
these people…?
Regina: Yesss….all
my clothes are back….
Baelfire: Whoa,
hey, I look great…
Snow: I’ll be
taking back my kingdom now….
Aurora: But…
Snow: Don’t make
me declare war on your ass….
Walsh: It’s where
we met, Emma….
Emma: Was it?
Everything seems like a blur these days…
Walsh: You s ay
that every day! What’s wrong with you? I’m not “50 First Dates” here…are we
going to kis-
Walsh: Oh,
hug…okay…
Walsh: To us!
Emma: You ate
without me…
Walsh: Only the
appetizers…
Emma: That’s all
we can afford here!
Emma: see?
Appetizers…
Walsh: Emma,
that’s the main course…
Emma: Is it?
That’s all we’re eating tonight?
Emma: Crap, I
better savor it…
Walsh: Emma…I’m
in luuuurve with you!
Emma: Oh yeah?
Walsh: Yup!
*Randomly walks away*
Emma: Hey look at
that, my love life just replayed itself…
Emma: Now to look
on my son’s social media that he thinks I don’t know about and see what he’s
really up to!
Emma: Oh frick!
What do you want?!
Hook: Okay first
of all, don’t freak out because I forced a kiss on you and then followed you everywhere
you went all day
*Is trying to
calculate distance in kicking sensitive areas*
*Kicks*
Hook: AUGH!
Emma: Go away!
Hook: Do you
think you could order me some caviar? I’m hungry…
Hook: No one
believes my doubloons are legit.
Emma: I don’t
believe your doubloons are legit.
Hook: Wait, was
that innuendo? I don’t know anymore! Go to this place, you’re needed!
Emma: You want me
to go to that address and hope it’s not a trap for you to do unmentionable
things to me?
Hook: Emma! I
only did that the one time!
Hook: Okay, I
might have just shoved you hard into the wall, I….I just realized how bad that
sounded….
Emma: GO AWAY!
Hook: LIKE ME!
*Doesn’t like him*
Hook: ….
Emma: …
Hook: ….
Emma: Does this
usually work?
Hook: Usually,
yeah. This must be an off day…
Hook: And then I
rode the subway…
Emma: This
evening is weird….
Snow: And so here
we are…all arrived in our old clothes! Except for me because I’m not limping in
a nightgown covered in baby goop…
Snow: It’s so
good to see you!
Charming: Wait…do
we know these people?
Snow: I trust our
house is still intact?
Aurora: Hee hee
hee, nope!
Hook: What are my
chances here…?
Regina: It’s my
castle!
Charming: That we
fought over and won, Regina….Gosh!
Hook: You could
always come hang out with me?
Regina: No thank
you, ‘new castle’ doesn’t mean ‘ship’
Aurora: Um…why do
we like her again?
Regina: I’m
moving into my own summer palace that was built for your mother!
Snow: We’ll do it
together! We’ll all live together! It’ll be a message of hope!
Regina: Because…’hope’
is what people think of when the woman who ruined 28 years of their lives is
right down the hallway? Well, I guess it’s hopeful for me but….
Snow: Look, just
hang out with us! No one cares how little sense it makes! I even forgot that
you don’t regret anything you’ve done to me!
Regina: This is
why I never think there’s consequences to my actions, Snow!
Philip: Bye!
Aurora: Tee hee!
Charming: No, no,
you walk in front of me, Regina. I still
trust you as far as I can throw you…
Regina: Baby.
Charming: This is
the shirt that you had your men stab me to death over when I was keeping my
daughter from getting killed!
Regina: ….baby
Aurora: Huh.
Maybe we should have told them about the certain person living there…
Philip: Sweetie…just
say ‘The Wicked Witch’ Everyone knows that’s who it is. They’ve been
advertising it for weeks now
Philip: Oh hey, I
think I know that Australian girl from somewhere…like we met a long time ago…
Aurora: She was
Claire from “Lost” Philip!
Aurora: Or she
better be…
Walsh: Hey, who
was that crazy guy?
Emma: What crazy
guy?
Walsh: The crazy
guy just now that ate my dinner!
Emma: Some
weirdo. He rode the subway.
Walsh: What’s a
subway?
Emma: ?
Walsh: I mean...what
a fool!
Emma: That’s what
I’ve been saying…
Walsh: So about
us dating for a few months! That’s totally the length of eternity for TV time
Emma: Oh
Walsh…where are you going with this?
Emma: Seriously,
where are you going with this?
Emma: Our serving
girl dropped her ring on my plate…we should call her…
Walsh: Emma,
that’s your ring!
Emma: I don’t
have a ring like that, that’s an engage-
Emma: Oh….
Walsh: Emma, will
you ma-
Emma: NOPE!
Walsh: So…got
everybody’s pity…
Emma: I REALLY
DON’T LIKE SURPRISES!
Walsh: That makes
sense. “Surprise! We’re putting you off on the side of the road” “Surprise!
We’re sending you back to the orphanage!” “Surprise! You’re going to jail!”….
Emma: This doesn’t
help anything, Walsh…
Walsh: Just
accept that we’re meant to be together so you can be alive! I mean, happy!
Emma: I Need to
go home and talk to the kid I have and spend a really long time mulling this
over…
Walsh: Oh yeah,
him…
Emma: And then sob
in my pillow because I left that perfectly good desert on the table.
Walsh: No
worries. I’ll eat it since you’re leaving me to pay the bill
Walsh: And I
don’t even work!
Emma: I do sort
of wonder about that. One of these days you’ll have to tell me why there’s no
digital footprint on you…
Walsh: Hug me!
Emma: *squees*
But I’ll find out tomorrow maybe!
Walsh: How about
never?
Emma: No man, I’m
going to find out…
Walsh: Oh what a
lovely night, I’m going for a walk since I don’t know how to drive.
Walsh: You could
always take me back to your place….
Emma: No.
Walsh: Oh.
I agree. Regina living with Snow's folk makes as much sense as a billionaire moving into a beach house where a broke leech used to live with his recently deceased rich brother and letting the leech stay there with him for years...
ReplyDeleteoh wait, that's seasons 9-12 of Two And A Half Men...