Regina: Ah, a
dark and lonely path, just like my life.
Robin: Ah, a dark
and lonely path, just like the tunnel I used to escape when I faced the dark
one to save my wife
Regina: I….don’t
care.
Robin: Well
neither I….
Regina: Peasant.
Robin: Wow, I
realized in so short a time, I’ve become almost a different person!
Regina: Excuse
me, this is about me. You’re hardly a character.
Robin: Why did I
come down here with you?
Regina: Alright,
so the goal is to step on every prime number square right to left in every odd
number row and every even number row every third line…
Robin: *Is confused*
Regina: I’m not
going to repeat that, you should’ve heard me the first time
Robin: Where do I
GO?!
Regina: *actual
Dialogue* I own up to my mistakes…
*Is wheezing because
he choked on his gum*
Robin: SINCE
WHEN?!
Regina: Since…uh…the
times Henry makes me feel guilty about them!
Robin: That’s
…not how this works…
Regina: I’m gonna
take over your son’s life!
Robin: Hey, I
have a dark past too!
Regina: Yeah well
when you can get to be as bad as mine then we’ll talk.
Regina: Is it?
Robin: I don’t know. For some reason I think most of what they say
about you is overexxagerated anyway…
Regina: Someone
that can coddle me! That’s always what I’ve looked for in a man!
Robin: Uh…did you
leave that open?
Regina: No!
Regina: Maybe?
It’s been 28 years…
Regina: Shocking!
Robin: Well they
had to get in here somehow Regina. I’m surprised you didn’t consider this to be
a possibility…
Regina: Oh look,
the coffin where my mother played dead after that terrible Hook brought her
here…
Regina: And she
put the lid on the coffin when I left it open. That was thoughtful of her…
Robin: *There’s a
giant ass coffin in here*
Regina: Darn it!
I hate that she faked her death when I tried to have her killed and then I had
to try and kill her again!
Regina: And then
I felt sad over it….
Regina: But then
someone else beat me to it, the rudes.
Robin: You
know…you don’t have to give a sad story with each little item we find. IT’s
already been five months since we started out in here…
Snow: This book
comes with….BIRTHING PICTURES
Snow: That’s what
it all looks like down there?
Snow: Oh God,
it’s in color!
Rudo: If you’re
going to faint, please don’t do it on the table, I don’t want you to break your
nose.
Snow: You know,
we could go to the library…
Rudo: That’s not
open.
Snow: We
could…break in…
Rudo: Commit
crimes? With a pregnant lady?
Snow: Consider…it…um…practice….for
your spying career. I do have connections.
Rudo: Awesome.
Mom never lets me do anything fun, it’s always ‘Why can’t you play Pac Man,
Rudo?’
Snow: I have to
do spy things on swollen ankles now, what did I Just get myself into?!
Zelena: ….
Snow: You’re
staring…
Zelena: Am I? I
don’t think I am, must be the lighting from where you’re standing.
Zelena: Are you
interested in handing over your baby?
Snow: Nope! Not
again!
*Pouts*
Zelena: Would you
like to?
Snow: Nope!
Totally in love with all my family, no one’s taking me from this little guy!
*Fumes*
Zelena: I’m not
from the first curse.
Snow: Oh, so are
you a survivor of the world that was covered in dragons and chimeras and ogres?
I don’t remember seeing you in safe haven; did you just wing it by yourself?
Zelena: Sure, why
not?
Zelena: Also I’m
a midwife who just happens to know everything about birthing a baby!
Snow: Lets be
friends forever!
Zelena: Whoa
girl, we’re moving too fast!
Zelena: Just let
me be your midwife and you’ll never have to deal with me again!
Snow: Awesome!
Chances are I’ll probably forget we’re friends!
Snow: There IS a
perfectly functional hospital down the street but hey…the last time I gave
birth at home, I didn’t need drugs!
Snow: Though I
really wished there were some!
Snow: Oh hey,
what are you doing?
Zelena: Just take
that kid out; you’ll be fine in no time. AND
EVERYTHING THAT’S MINE WILL BE MINE!
*Squee*
*Squee*
Hook: I don’t
even know who little John is! Why do I have to look too?
Charming: *Swaggity
swag* Because we are heroes, Hook!
Hook: I’m cold!
Robin: Whoa!
Little John’s the only person ever to bleed in this forest!
*Little John is
bleeding*
Charming: Little
John is bleeding! Get help!
Hook: But I don’t
know anyone here!
Regina: And this
is my personal room!
Robin: I don’t
want a tour!
Regina: Lies!
Don’t think I haven’t noticed you pocketing everything!
Robin: *Is trying to
be innocent* Who?
Regina: Ugh,
someone’s been playing in my toybox!
Robin: Whoa!
What’re you doing?
Regina: How dare
you try to threaten me when I’m being suicidal!
Robin: Mmm, this
bow always finds its target. Rumple gave it back to me with a red ribbon bow when
I arrived at his house. I’ll still kill you!
Regina: Oh yeah,
I’m somewhat good now.
Robin: Hey,
you’re still doing things!
Regina: I am
going to put myself under a sleeping curse, which will leave me under my own
regrets until Henry shows u p and uses true love to break the curse.
Regina: Or
something like that. Hope its true love that he and I have.
Regina: For me
it’ll be different. I’m sure of it.
Robin: You’ve
been without your kid for a few hours, just think of how everyone else you
separated from their kids feels…and you want to take the easy way out?
Regina: I said
it’s different for me!
Regina: I’m going
to release the barrier, poke myself with my pen soaked in sleeping curse goo
and hope it didn’t dry out by then…
Regina: Oh crap,
it’s already dry…
Robin: Are you
high?
Robin: And are
the writers really wanting me to like a codependent suicidal woman despite we
have nothing in common?
Robin: I can’t
even move! Your magic is holding me to the floor!
Regina: SOUL
MATES!
*Twitches*
*Normal face*
Robin: I really
regret coming here…
Regina: Hey,
someone has to see me effectively commit suicide and blame it on me instead of
the person that did this and wipe out whatever threat they might be!
Regina: Hey seriously,
don’t argue with me, I know what I’m doing…
Emma: What’s it
like to have a magical still? Do you have like…magical moonshine?
Regina: Is this
the right color?
Emma: I don’t
know! It was in a blue bottle!
Regina: USELESS!
Regina: Oo,
tastes like tuna…
Emma: But mine didn’t
taste like tuna!
Regina: Then I’ve
failed!
Emma: Because
mine didn’t taste like Tuna? You know we have to leave that way, right?
Regina: Also I
don’t remember anything…
Regina: who could
do such a thing to us?!
Emma: We could
always put a locator spell on the bottle and see where it takes us.
Regina: don’t be
drunk, Emma!
Regina: WE have
absolutely no way of ever ever finding who did this!
Emma: Oh! We
could do a stakeout!
Regina: With you
dressed like that?
Emma: If I’m
dressed normally they n they won’t suspect that we’re on a stakeout!
Regina: I can’t
believe that somewhat makes sense!
Emma: Neither can
I!
Regina: Can I go
with you?
Emma: And hear
you insult every part of my life and job? Sure!
Grumpy: Everyone!
Regina’s on the south side of town riding her evil magic carpet and screaming
“Down with everyone that opposes me!”
Grumpy:….
Grumpy:…
Everyone: ….
Grumpy: I’m not
hearing anyone volunteering to help me end her tyranny!
Granny: It’s two
for one Lasagna night, Grumpy. Can’t this wait?
Grumpy: Did
Regina wait during 2for 1 Lasagna night when she cast the curse
Grumpy: Did she
wait for 2 for 1 lasagna night when she ripped us all from our homelands?
Grumpy: It was 2
for 1 lasagna night when she took out the failsafe that nearly killed us all!
Zelena: What’s
happening?
Zelena: Ugh, it’s
an inspiration speech, I’m done.
Grumpy: Lasagna
night can wait! It’s time we bring the fight to THEM!
I must admit, the Robin/Queen romance was never believable. Well, nothing is on post-S1 OUAT, but at least the show is entertaining now. Did you catch Charming's joking "do you regret all the countless people you made to suffer?" dialogue with Regina?
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