Regina: Henry
looks HAPPY?! What on earth did that idiot do to him?
Emma: I let him
out of the house to have friends every once in a while..
Regina: what sort
of mother are you?! Now I have to clean up your mess!
Emma: He doesn’t
remember you….
Regina: That
doesn’t matter! He’s going to live with me now!
Emma: I don’t
think he’ll like that
Regina: I’ll
dangle a puppet in front of him that asks if he wants to play and then when I
get him in the house, I”ll lock him in his room and make him mine!
Emma: Not how
that works Regina…
Regina: Well then
we’ll just have to make him remember me!
Regina: And in
taking him, I shall destroy your happiness!
Emma: Calm down!
Regina: Sorry.
Habit. *Is not sorry*
Little John: Dating
Mina Harker at the hunting store gets me all the best supplies to try out!
Robin: It’s
freezing cold here, I was sort of hoping when we all woke up in this place,
we’d be able to find a house with heat to squat at.
Little John: Aw
yisss!
Friar Tuck: Careful
John, that could be someone or someone’s pet!
Friar Tuck: Wow,
you’re terrible. How did you survive in the woods all this long?
Little John: My
good looks…
Little John: Imma
kill you, turkey!
Robin: Not Little
John’s bloodlust! We have to cool it before he goes on another rampage!
Robin: *Is gasping*
I really need to get into shape again…
Little John: AIIIEEEEE!
Robin: Oh no…the
crossbow went with him….
Robin: So, I
think Little John was carried over the line. Does it still count if it’s high
in the air? I mean what happens in this new curse if we cross?
Charming: My
leather jacket and I are puzzled.
Hook: He wore
leather for me!
Charming: A
flying monkey you say? I’m so puzzled! Who is linked to the flying monkey?
Robin: Are you
guys going to stop this? I have a kid running around somewhere!
Hook: Hey a
flying monkey, just like your fiancé
Charming: Fian-what?
Hook: Whoops, was
I not supposed to say anything?
Charming: What
fiancé?!
Charming: No one
tells me anything…
Emma: This isn’t
the time!
Hook: When is the
time? You threw him off a roof Emma, I think we should all talk about your
feelings! Mostly your feelings about me!
Emma: I’m going
home!
Emma: Wow, this
town was a lot smaller than I remember…
Emma: Show of two
hands, who wants pizza?
Jiminy: The rest
of the town is outside getting a stake ready to burn Regina. Just a quick
question, if we already know she’s a witch, do we have to do that drowning test
thing?
Regina: *gasp!*
Everyone thinks I did it?
Grumpy: Happy
totally thinks she did it.
Happy: It’s true.
Belle: I want
access to the library! Jiminy and I are going to grieve Rumple by having a read
off of bad books. It’s what he’d want
Emma: Well…you
um…do that.
Regina: I can’t
believe everyone’s so suspicious that I had something to do with this!
Grumpy: Well
didn’t you?!
Regina: Probably.
How should I know?
Regina: I mean I
don’t remember anything either!
*Judging*
Regina: Oh geez,
spend years terrorizing you in one world and then 28 years forcing you to do
what I want in another and you never live it down!
Jiminy: I’m sure
you had a good reason like…wanting to see the Hunger games movies or
something….it’s okay, you can tell us! We’ll all understand if it’s the Hunger
Games!
Regina: What?!
You don’t believe me?!
Emma: You are
totes mighty suspicious, Regina
Regina: Oh God, I
have to end this before anyone realizes that Emma is acting…drama class was
clearly not her strong suit…
Regina: Wow! How
dare you all be mad at me getting away with casting the first curse and
possibly a second!
*makes the building
shake*
Regina: So you
take that! *Glare infinitum*
Grumpy: That’s
it, the town is under martial law with us being the ‘martial’
Victor: I can’t
be in shaking buildings when I’m the only doctor!
Zelena: Tee hee,
no one knows it’s me!
Regina: I should
summon a sidewalk!
Regina: Oh man, I
really hope this is the right boulder this time!
Regina: Maybe I
can make it touch the sky!
Robin: Regina,
that rock is floating!
Regina: Is that
what you say about islands when you see
them?
Robin: My kid
started doing kid things and I don’t like being around that, can I hang out?
Regina: Might as
well. It’s not like I can teleport you back or something…
Regina: I loathe
flirting commoners..
Robin: Can you go
first though? I don’t have magic and you have traps. I hate traps
Robin: Especially
scorpion pits, you don’t have one of those do you?
Regina: Uh….
Regina: How do I
tell him that I don’t even remember all the traps I had down there and I was
hoping to send him d own there first to spring all of them?
Robin: How about
out loud? Like you just did?
Regina: Awkward….
Regina: I’m going
first.
Robin: Yeah, how
about you do that.
Regina: *Crawls out
from under the desk* Is it safe?
Regina: I don’t
know who’s been living in this office but they really need to dust under there.
I hit my head trying to avoid the dust bunnies.
Emma: Yeah, no
one thought you were stupid enough to hide in here.
Regina: Awesome!
Regina: *Tears up*
Wait! You called me stupid!
Emma: Good news
Regina, the angry mob that’s after you lit a bonfire on the other side of the
town, so we’re safe for now!
Regina: Go wear
that hideous shirt somewhere else, I’m busy!
Emma: Says the
person who is wearing tacky couch upholstery….
Regina: What?!
You drank it all?! What am I supposed to do with this?!
Emma: Hook told
me to!
Emma: Which
sounds…really stupid now…
Regina: We all
make mistakes. Dating him in Neverland was one of mine…
Emma: Is it
dating if he didn’t want anything to do with you?
Regina: details!
Now are you going to be quiet and let me work?
Emma: Aw, we’re
such friends!
Regina: what is
that noise coming out of your mouth?
Emma: That we’re
buddies?
Regina: …
Regina: Get out
of my office.
Emma: It doesn’t
have your name on it anymore!
Emma: *Smirks*
Regina: *Is murdering
her with her mind*
Hey, what do you think of Season 4? I know you hated the last two and I kinda did too, so I was wondering...
ReplyDelete*translation: OH EM GEE ISN'T SEASON 4 EPIC?!?!*
... if you managed to at least platonically to get into the events.
*translation: I totally ship Emma/Hook now. Suck it, Neal and your realistic chemistry with her.*
Oh, I have so much to catch up to. I love the way you loathe the character that I love and make her so entertaining in ways that should be so tragic.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I second Rushy's question. The Snow Queen actually sacrificed herself. And she realized she was crazy and admitted responsibility. And then she solved everything. I'm blaming all her mistakes on the writers, just like I do with Rumple's.