Charming: I’m so
lost in this place, I can’t even….
Charming: this is
the last time I let Regina talk me into playing Hide and Seek …
Charming: And
then agreeing that she can use magic…
Charming: Aw
maaaaan, this is the wrong room! The nursery is in the OTHER castle!
Charming: OR
maybe this is Regina’s room sine she’s a friggin’ baby… *Is imitating* Oh Charming! I don’t like that you make me sleep
outside!
Charming: I’m
soooo confused right now…
Charming: Ooo!
Mobile!
Emma: Daddy!
Charming: Emma!
You’re too big to fit in the crib!
Emma: I’m a
little old for the crib…
Emma: Dance with
me! It’s my first ball!
Charming: Emma,
we’ve been through this….you’re not here and you’re far too old for me to
present you at your first ball without people talking. And I don’t know how to
dance…
Emma: Hands!
Charming: And I
wouldn’t exactly call what you kids do these days as dancing…
Emma: TWIRL
Charming: No
wait! I wasn’t ready!
Emma: Take my
hand delicately.
Charming: Arm-wrestling!
That I CAN do!
*Are Arm-wrestling*
Charming: Ha, you
think you can beat me! I used to arm-wrestle with grizzly bears!
Emma: *Tries to punch
so she can win*
Charming: *Dodges!*
Charming: Correct
posture! Stop bending my thumb back!
Emma: *Attempted
throat judo chop*
Charming: *Ducks*
Emma: Thanks for
not keeping me safe, dad!
Charming: Hey, every
time I wanted time to ourselves, they cut it!
Charming: Oh
crap, does making the savior mad summon the weather?
*Little pieces fly
off and embed in Charming’s face*
Charming: Emma, I
think I’m the one doing all the heavy lifting in this relationship!
Charming: My
shoulders have dislocated! Augh, the agony!
Emma: Dad, I’ve
taken all our life saving s out of the bank and hidden it. And the hiding place
is called-
Emma: AIIIEEEEEE!
Charming: Your
nails are still in my hands!
Charming: Why do
I eat chili before going to bed? It never works out!
Charming: Oh no,
is Snow already awake? I’ll bet she’ll think I slept all day!
Snow: Hey honey! Are you sleeping all day?
Charming: No? But
where are the dwarves? I want my breakfast in bed!
Snow: Charming, its
noon. Man, you act like governing a bunch of people who are probably at odds
with each other now is hard work
Charming: Can I
use your robe? I’m cold…
Snow: Charming!
I’m pregnant!
Charming: Wait,
you didn’t already know that?
Snow: What?!
Charming: Your
baby bump! It’s hardly concealed! I thought everyone knew!
Charming: Friggin’
Flying Monkeys man. The supermarket jacked up all the prices of bananas…
Hook: They appear
out of nowhere just to throw poo at me!
Regina: Zelena
might steal my favorite color of black!
Hook: *siiigh* I
thought “I” did that!
Regina: Where is
Henry anyway?
Emma: On the swing
set outside or something, I don’t know!
Regina: How dare
you not keep an eye on him! I’m going to go do vague things!
Hook: Snooow,
they’re fighting again.
Snow: I’m too
busy wearing a Shrek colored dress; I refuse to partake in this…
Hook: Chick fight,
please let there be a chick fight…
Regina: You’re
just being my brand of parenting.
Emma: Erm…no
Regina, I’m trying to save everyone. You left Henry alone for all hours of the
day for no reason.
Regina: *Gasp!* I
was the mayor!
Emma: Every day
was the same, Regina!
Hook: So…no girl
fright then…
Hook: Can I
borrow one of your oven mitts? I only need the one…
Zelena: Friggin’ Weird
bipolar weather…
.
Zelena: Hey, take
a shower; I need a date to the Star Wars VII premiere…
Rumpelstiltskin: I
am busy making myself a tuxedo of pure gold
Zelena: Sounds
blinding…
Rumpelstiltskin: It’ll
be the pimpest suit to ever pimp.
Zelena: Won’t it
be ]really heavy?
Zelena: You are
breaking my concentration, Zelena!
*Hasn’t quite
mastered the concept of twirling her hair*
Zelena: Little
old me?!
Zelena: Every
girl fantasizes about having Rumple in a cage to do their bidding! Now I can
say I actually did it.
Rumpelstiltskin: Ssstrangle…
Zelena: For God’s
sakes Rumple, I’m going to know what you’re doing if you raise your hands five
minutes before you come at my throat!
Rumpelstiltskin: I
was just…gonna…hug you…
Zelena: I see my
face!
Zelena: Not yours
though…you want to come in for a dagger selfie with me?
Rumpelstiltskin: How
about you take your selfie off a bridge?!
Zelena: Shaving
time!
Rumpelstiltskin: Uh…That’s
a really big blade to practice on me with…
Rumpelstiltskin: And your aim really sucks...
Zelena: My
alcoholic father didn’t complain!
Rumpelstiltskin: All
your alcoholic father did was complain! That’s part of why you ran out on him!
Rumpelstiltskin: And
why are you acting like this is news I don’t know?!
Rumpelstiltskin: Have
a close-up of our eyes for some reason!
Zelena: I think
when we invited the cameraman closer; he didn’t take account for personal
space…
Rumpelstiltskin: You
don’t have any shaving cream? What sort of barber are you?
Rumpelstiltskin: I
don’t even have an apron so it doesn’t dirty my immaculate clothing!
Zelena: Because I
am just THAT good at shaving!
Rumpelstiltskin: Just
get this right on the first take lady; I can’t grow this out every couple of
days…
Zelena: I can see
up your nose!
Zelena: A Kris
blade probably isn’t the best shaving razor…
Zelena: I don’t
want to go back in the house.
Zelena: *SNIIIFFFLLLESSS*
Ugh, allergies…
Zelena: Anyway…about
the issues I have that you already know about…
Zelena: Oh wait,
hold on, your jaw has a weird little grove here…
Rumpelstiltskin: *Is
suddenly clean shaven even though there’s no way she got everything* Ow!
You cut me!
Rumpelstiltskin: Best
barber my arse…
Zelena: I am! It’s
your face that’s screwed up!
Rumpelstiltskin: I
seem to remember you showing appreciation for my face!
Zelena: I still
do, Rumple! That’s 98% of the reason you got brought back!
Rumpelstiltskin: *Double
puppy eyes*
Zelena: *Is almost
swayed* D-don’t do that…
Zelena: Puppy
eyes, I don’t know how much longer I’ll hold out on that…
Belle: What does
all this mean?! I don’t know how to run a business!
Zelena: *Gasp!* A
Mickey Mouse phone! *Wants!*
Belle: Sorry,
that’s on hold until I can actually get customers in here and save up my part
of the money in order to buy it...
Zelena: Everyone
gets what I’m entitled to have! Go turn around and look at clocks or something…
Belle: *Sighs* everyone
ignores me…
Zelena: Don’t test
me woman. Just turn your back…
Belle: I don’t
have time for games, dusting this place is a full time job in itself!
Zelena: Just turn
around! It won’t take like two seconds!
Belle: *Finds nothing
suspicious about this* I guess I can
spare two seconds since no one ever comes in to admire my sacrifice anyway…
Zelena: ….* waits*
Belle: Do you…blink?
Zelena: ….
Belle: Oookay…..
Belle: *Is frozen*
Zelena: Idiot,
his code is 1234 and he thinks no one will ever figure it out…
Zelena: Wait…Storybrooke
needs money?
Zelena: Ooo,
specimen…
Zelena: I be
robbin’ your store!
Lol, a date to the SW VII premiere.
ReplyDeleteThat won't be dated yet kind of awesome forever at all...
I love how you made Zelena Regina and Anti-Regina. Also, I feel sorry for Belle.
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