Belle: I said not
to follow me!
Ariel: I got
bored, I’m sorry…
Ariel: We should
be sneaky…we should be really sneaky…
Belle: HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?
Ariel: *sigh*
John: What’s it
look like; we’re destroying it, aren’t we?
Belle: That’s my
boyfriends! And last time someone tried to smack something with a big pickaxe,
it nearly wiped out the town
John: Try and
stop us! *winds up* I’m ready for
you!
Belle: ….
John…. Any time
now!
John: Also Pan
told me to tell you that Rumple’s been scampering around with a vision of Belle
and he’s too senile to tell the difference!
Belle: !
Ariel: *Thinks he’s talking about Regina and
wonders how out of it Rumple is*
Belle: YOU BE A
LIAR!
*Minecart*
Darlings: Ow! We
might’ve been able to destroy that in time…
Belle: Hold on,
I’m having really bad flashbacks of the time my father tried to have me
basically killed…
Ariel: What
exactly goes on in this town again?
Belle: *Puts it
behind her back* “Ha! It’s gone and you’ll never see it again!
Michael: You give
it back! John has had three judo lessons
John: *Is making
moves*
Belle: Dude. No.
I beat you up with a mine cart
John: Our sister
is hanging out with Pan! He kept us alive…um…somehow so we could do his bidding
and he needs us to destroy this! So pretty please?
Belle: Pfft! Like
that’s a likely story.
Belle: My sister
got kidnapped by my dark overlord…yeah; I’ve heard that one all before.
*Sobs*
Belle: *immediately
believes them* Oh…poor things….we can use this box to save them! Hopefully…usually
it depends on a lot of luck…
*Seriously*
John: We’re going
to die…
Belle: Nah, I’ll
just make sure no one ever hears from you again. I can totes do that as mayor.
Ariel: Really?
Belle: I don’t
know. The last one did that a lot.
John: Can we
just…not do it and say we did? I’m not sure what Pan would require as poof to
see that we’d do it…though I guess the honor system will work. I mean we have
slaughtered or kidnapped hundreds of people….
Belle: Sounds
like a Peter Plan!
Michael: ….
John: …..
Belle: I thought
it was clever.
Michael: I hate
puns…
Ariel: You mean
Pans?
John: *Hates her*
Wendy: I’ve been
stuck here for 300 years thereabout and my cage is super smelly….
Pan: Come play
with us, Wendy!
Wendy: That’s
creepy…and I think my legs have atrophied…and I need a brush…
Pan: *Growls*
This is why we keep you IN the cage!
Wendy: You got
fat.
Ariel: Well that
was loads easier than anticipated!
Belle: They’ll
rot nice and good in jail…
Ariel: It was
nice meeting you! I think we both bonded today!
Belle: *Is really
going to miss her* Best friends forever?
*Hugs*
*Sashays away*
Belle: Hm…I’m
bored now…wonder if Red’s working today…
Felix: *Hums the
newest pop hit since apparently Pan can chat up people between worlds*
Felix: Oh noes! I
have dropped my rations! I hope no one realizes that I don’t have them! *grumbles* Amateur…
Henry: Food! Pan
forgot to feed me for five days!
Henry: All mine!
Henry: Ugh,
apples. What a turd.
Henry: Well, at
least it’ll make an effective weapon…
Henry: Could this
ladder get any more lit?
Wendy: You’ve
arrived…I’ve been waiting for you.
Pan: *Kicks partition*
Wendy: I mean…*cough* *cough*
Henry: Where did
Pan get all this stuff? I’ve been sleeping in the dirt for nearly a week! I
still have centipedes in my hair and there's a cave room?!
Pan: *Face palm*
Wendy: I can’t
hear you over me dying?
Henry: This bed
is the cleanest thing in this place. And white
curtains? Really? NICE TRY, BOY WONDER!
Pan: Grrrr
Henry: And where
did you get lantern oil?
Wendy: I
erm….believe in bulk?
Wendy: Now, are
you going to hear my death story or not?
Henry: No.
Wendy: It’s
really sad.
Henry: Awful
convenient that I happen to find you right after I tell Pan I don’t believe in
him.
Henry: Oh this is
comfy; my butt has sat on a hard root for five days…
Wendy: I’m dying
because Pan is losing magic!
Henry: Can I have
a doctor’s note confirming that?
Wendy: Erm…you
can from…Dr…Felix…
Henry: Storky
McCreeperton? No thanks. *Sighs*
Next!
Wendy: *Drums fingers*
*Really drags it out because she can’t believe Pan has this room and makes her
sleep in a giant wooden box*
Wendy: Look he
wants your heart.
Henry: That’s
okay, I’d prefer it if we just remained friends…I’ve got something good going
with Grace that none of our parents know about…
Wendy: That is
NOT what I Mean! He’s dying so I’m dying! So don’t listen to your parents or
that Pan is lying to you, pop your heart out and shove it in his chest cavity!
Wendy: I mean…I’m
weak…
Henry: Here have
some apples that you have to physically reach for, dying girl
Henry: Doesn’t he
already have a heart there? What happens if they collide? Pressure doesn’t do
these hearts well in the past…
Wendy: Dying!
Henry: Whatever.
I guess I’ll play along. What else do I have to do all day?
Wendy: Punk.
Pan: That was the
worst ‘dying girl’ act, I’ve ever seen!
Wendy: *Rolls eyes*
Well next time you can be the dying girl and I can be the eternity seeking
dictator!
*Looks thoughtful*
Pan: No….I like
being the eternity seeking dictator, my birthday is a holiday and I don’t want
to adjust to a new one after three hundred years…
Pan: Now get back
in your cage!
Wendy: But I’m
comfy!
Pan: And I’m a 40
year old man staring at a fifteen year old in her nightdress and even I’m
creeped out! Get back in your cage!
Wendy: I can’t
believe people ship us.
Rumpelstiltskin: My
mood ring is the “Regina” color, wonderful.
Regina: That
doesn’t look like a very appealing color.
Rumpelstiltskin: It’s
the color of what you’re feeling when you have a pain in the ass.
Regina: That’s a
specific mood…
Rumpelstiltskin: For
a specific reason
Regina: It’s
something to do with me, isn’t it? *starts
crying*
Ariel: Oh thank
God, tropical waters at last…
Rumpelstiltskin: That
was fast.
Regina: Maybe
it’s a shadow.
Rumpelstiltskin: Choke
her and find out.
Regina: *Chokes*
Ariel: Hrgle!
Rumpelstiltskin: Okay,
it’s her.
*Skip over*
Ariel: Dude! You
wouldn’t believe my adventure! *Starts
chatting*
Rumpelstiltskin: I
don’t care! Gimme the box!
Ariel: FINE!
Testy…
Ariel: Also, your
bell is insane.
Regina: Why do
you think I trapped her against her will for 30 years?
Ariel: You just
make all sorts of friends don’t you?
Regina: It’s a
blessing! Hi-five!
Ariel: No.
Regina: Fine. Be
a snoot.
Rumpelstiltskin: Anything
Belle say that I might have to send Regina away for?
Ariel: She said
all the usual lovey dovey stuff…and to save this girl on the island that’s
trapped.
Regina: Don’t
even think about it! So what if an underage girl is trapped here with nothing
but boys for decades or centuries possibly doing who knows what? All that
matters is Henry!
Rumpelstiltskin: For
the love of God….
Ariel: I pinky
promised in your place…
Rumpelstiltskin: I
can’t go back on a pinky promise I wasn’t there to make!
Rumpelstiltskin: I’ll
save her.
Ariel: You better
or I’ll hunt you down.
Rumpelstiltskin: *X-rays
her purse* Is that stuff from my shop?
Ariel: GOTTA GO!
Emma: I need to
run fast enough! Then I can get away!
Baelfire: Hook
did it!
Emma: I don’t
care! You two nearly got me killed! And shadow monsters will now haunt my
nightmares!
Hook: But my
feelings! And you, whom we were fighting over!
Emma: I’m not a
rope for tug of war!
Baelfire: Wow, do
I feel like a jackass.
Hook: But my
feelings!
Charming: Oh
sweet, Tink. There you are!
Tink: Yup. Ready
and able for my part in making a ruse for Pan!
Charming: We have
a way home…hopefully…if they’re not all dead yet…
Tink: How
comforting. I have to confess not only do I not know how to get out of here;
I’m not completely sure how I got here.
Snow: That’s not
important! Let’s save Henry and go home!
Baelfire: I HAS
COCONUT!
Charming: Oh! We
erm…found Tink…?
Tink: BAE!
ERMAGAD IS THAT YOU?
Hook: I’m…here
too?
Baelfire: Hey
Tink. Still looking as perky as ever.
Hook: Does he
have a type? What’s going on?
Tink: Wait, did
Regina die?
Emma: I dunno.
Baelfire: Possible.
Hook: *remembers
she pushed him off a cliff, so hopes so*
Baelfire: Emma,
I’m sorry I acted the jackass *Still mentally blames Hook*
Emma: Yup.
Baelfire: That
being said, I still don’t think my shadow was put in right. I looked down
earlier and it looks like I’m skating around on my head.
Emma: I have…no
idea how to fix that.
Baelfire: It’s
just uncomfortable
Henry: Heh, heh, so sneaky.
Pan: And just
where were you scampering off to?
Henry: I’ve been
here the whole time; I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Henry: Now what’s
this I hear from anonymous sources that you need my heart?
Pan: My magic and
I are dying.
Pan: Horrible
agonizing pain!
Henry: *Isn’t
amused*
Pan: If you give
me your heart, you can take over me and rule Neverland and then the world.
Pan: You do want
to rule the world don’t you?
Henry: I sort of
wanted to rule all of them.
Pan: Just…*Lip quivers* be good to the people in
them when you take over my body!
Henry: At least
I’ll have the power of the eyebrow and be taller and be of legal age six years
ahead of time.
Henry: Alright,
I’m in.
Pan: This calls
for a game of tag!
Henry: I don’t
want to-
Pan: Wheee!
Henry: Alright…whatever….
Pan: Aw running
ten feet…
Henry: Long legs
are something I look forward to as well…
Henry: That looks
ominous as frig…
Pan: Totally
isn’t
Henry: You are
standing way too close.
Henry: Yup. Still
ominous
Pan: *Stares
longingly*
Pan: Huh. It’s
actually freaking me out too
Henry: I am NOT
going in there.
You did very well !
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