Characters New Years Resolutions

Emma: My New Year’s Resolution is to find a decent man and father figure to Henry.

*Not it*

*Not it*

*Not it*

*DEFINITELY not it*

*Eh*


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Henry: My resolution is for Regina’s death…and Belle’s death…world domination…I would say for Mr. Gold to be my stepdad but I usually say resolutions that won’t be achieved without major help from me. And I know that I don’t need to help my parents come together.


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Snow: To have about more than an hour with my husband before something stupid separates us.

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Charming: To be a sheriff that everyone can be proud of…a man of strength…a man of honor…a man that the community can stand behind…vote Prince Charming for Sheriff! I mean…sorry, yeah, I want to be a lot less like David.

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August: ……

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Regina: What New Year’s resolution? I’m going to emotionally manipulate my son into coming back while not being really sorry for anything I’ve done to those he cares about.

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Rumpelstiltskin: Oh! I have a lot! Um…okay…there’s Bae…and Belle or Emma…I’m still not sure which one I want more…Regina’s humiliation or demise…not quite sure which one I want on that either…

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Belle: I resolve to be in an episode where I’m NOT held captive by SOMEONE.


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Rumpelstiltskin: Henry and I will take over the ice cream parlor…Dinner flavored Ice creams, okay? I’m just saying….


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Red: Babies! We’re gonna have lots of babies.

Jefferson: And if we don’t then it’s not for any lack of trying.

Red: *Happy Giggles of Love*

Jefferson: *Happy Giggles of Love*


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Rumpelstiltskin: Maybe repaint my house….put some flamingos out….


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Hook: I vow that this year I WILL get revenge on my loss of a hand! Oh and probably Milah too.

Cora: Killian, that was like 300 years ago…I think it’s time you moved on and saw what a real woman is like!

Hook: Yeah, but Emma keeps punching me in the face.

Cora: SHE is not who I was speaking of!

Hook: Well then who?

Cora: ….

Hook: What?