*The ‘go-to’ entrance for this show now*
Philip: I have no idea where I am!
Philip: Ma’am! Can you help me? I’m lost! Oh wait, it’s Aurora, oh good, I’m in the right place…
Aurora: He rode in a giant circle for six hours…
Philip: How’s the baby?
Aurora: Practically nonexistent!
Aurora: Oh, I’m so glad that no one’s around here and we can continue scavenging from the surrounding castles around here…
Philip: ALL The bedrooms…
Aurora: *Giggles* This isn’t even my tiara!
Aurora: Oh crap, not this drama…
Philip: Oh boy, here we go again…
Philip: The wraith! He’s come back for me and he’s brought an army!
Philip: Oh, a few feet! I give up, we can’t get away!
Aurora; Save our grapes!
Aurora: Oh hey…it…did nothing….
Philip: Friggin’ curse smoke…never gets out of our clothes…
*Jefferson’s cardboard cutout of Red made it*
Snow: Leather pants!
Hook: Who are all these people…?
Regina: Yesss….all my clothes are back….
Baelfire: Whoa, hey, I look great…
Snow: I’ll be taking back my kingdom now….
Snow: Don’t make me declare war on your ass….
Emma: Sort of place is this? There’s not even a coat check…
Walsh: It’s where we met, Emma….
Emma: Was it? Everything seems like a blur these days…
Walsh: You s ay that every day! What’s wrong with you? I’m not “50 First Dates” here…are we going to kis-
Walsh: Oh, hug…okay…
Walsh: To us!
Emma: You ate without me…
Walsh: Only the appetizers…
Emma: That’s all we can afford here!
Emma: see? Appetizers…
Walsh: Emma, that’s the main course…
Emma: Is it? That’s all we’re eating tonight?
Emma: Crap, I better savor it…
Walsh: Emma…I’m in luuuurve with you!
Emma: Oh yeah?
*Randomly walks away*
Emma: Hey look at that, my love life just replayed itself…
Emma: Now to look on my son’s social media that he thinks I don’t know about and see what he’s really up to!
Emma: Oh frick! What do you want?!
Hook: Okay first of all, don’t freak out because I forced a kiss on you and then followed you everywhere you went all day
*Is trying to calculate distance in kicking sensitive areas*
Emma: Go away!
Hook: Do you think you could order me some caviar? I’m hungry…
Hook: No one believes my doubloons are legit.
Emma: I don’t believe your doubloons are legit.
Hook: Wait, was that innuendo? I don’t know anymore! Go to this place, you’re needed!
Emma: You want me to go to that address and hope it’s not a trap for you to do unmentionable things to me?
Hook: Emma! I only did that the one time!
Hook: Okay, I might have just shoved you hard into the wall, I….I just realized how bad that sounded….
Emma: GO AWAY!
Hook: LIKE ME!
*Doesn’t like him*
Emma: Does this usually work?
Hook: Usually, yeah. This must be an off day…
Hook: And then I rode the subway…
Hook: I’m going to leave now.
Emma: This evening is weird….
Snow: And so here we are…all arrived in our old clothes! Except for me because I’m not limping in a nightgown covered in baby goop…
Snow: It’s so good to see you!
Charming: Wait…do we know these people?
Snow: I trust our house is still intact?
Aurora: Hee hee hee, nope!
Hook: What are my chances here…?
Regina: It’s my castle!
Charming: That we fought over and won, Regina….Gosh!
Hook: You could always come hang out with me?
Regina: No thank you, ‘new castle’ doesn’t mean ‘ship’
Aurora: Um…why do we like her again?
Regina: I’m moving into my own summer palace that was built for your mother!
Snow: We’ll do it together! We’ll all live together! It’ll be a message of hope!
Regina: Because…’hope’ is what people think of when the woman who ruined 28 years of their lives is right down the hallway? Well, I guess it’s hopeful for me but….
Snow: Look, just hang out with us! No one cares how little sense it makes! I even forgot that you don’t regret anything you’ve done to me!
Regina: This is why I never think there’s consequences to my actions, Snow!
Aurora: Tee hee!
Charming: No, no, you walk in front of me, Regina. I still trust you as far as I can throw you…
Charming: This is the shirt that you had your men stab me to death over when I was keeping my daughter from getting killed!
Aurora: Huh. Maybe we should have told them about the certain person living there…
Philip: Sweetie…just say ‘The Wicked Witch’ Everyone knows that’s who it is. They’ve been advertising it for weeks now
Philip: Oh hey, I think I know that Australian girl from somewhere…like we met a long time ago…
Aurora: She was Claire from “Lost” Philip!
Aurora: Or she better be…
Walsh: Hey, who was that crazy guy?
Emma: What crazy guy?
Walsh: The crazy guy just now that ate my dinner!
Emma: Some weirdo. He rode the subway.
Walsh: What’s a subway?
Walsh: I mean...what a fool!
Emma: That’s what I’ve been saying…
Walsh: So about us dating for a few months! That’s totally the length of eternity for TV time
Emma: Oh Walsh…where are you going with this?
Emma: Seriously, where are you going with this?
Emma: Our serving girl dropped her ring on my plate…we should call her…
Walsh: Emma, that’s your ring!
Emma: I don’t have a ring like that, that’s an engage-
Walsh: Emma, will you ma-
Walsh: So…got everybody’s pity…
Emma: I REALLY DON’T LIKE SURPRISES!
Walsh: That makes sense. “Surprise! We’re putting you off on the side of the road” “Surprise! We’re sending you back to the orphanage!” “Surprise! You’re going to jail!”….
Emma: This doesn’t help anything, Walsh…
Walsh: Just accept that we’re meant to be together so you can be alive! I mean, happy!
Emma: I Need to go home and talk to the kid I have and spend a really long time mulling this over…
Walsh: Oh yeah, him…
Emma: And then sob in my pillow because I left that perfectly good desert on the table.
Walsh: No worries. I’ll eat it since you’re leaving me to pay the bill
Walsh: And I don’t even work!
Emma: I do sort of wonder about that. One of these days you’ll have to tell me why there’s no digital footprint on you…
Walsh: Hug me!
Emma: *squees* But I’ll find out tomorrow maybe!
Walsh: How about never?
Emma: No man, I’m going to find out…
Walsh: Oh what a lovely night, I’m going for a walk since I don’t know how to drive.
Walsh: You could always take me back to your place….