Regina: Henry looks HAPPY?! What on earth did that idiot do to him?
Emma: I let him out of the house to have friends every once in a while..
Regina: what sort of mother are you?! Now I have to clean up your mess!
Emma: He doesn’t remember you….
Regina: That doesn’t matter! He’s going to live with me now!
Emma: I don’t think he’ll like that
Regina: I’ll dangle a puppet in front of him that asks if he wants to play and then when I get him in the house, I”ll lock him in his room and make him mine!
Emma: Not how that works Regina…
Regina: Well then we’ll just have to make him remember me!
Regina: And in taking him, I shall destroy your happiness!
Emma: Calm down!
Regina: Sorry. Habit. *Is not sorry*
Little John: Dating Mina Harker at the hunting store gets me all the best supplies to try out!
Robin: It’s freezing cold here, I was sort of hoping when we all woke up in this place, we’d be able to find a house with heat to squat at.
Little John: Aw yisss!
Friar Tuck: Careful John, that could be someone or someone’s pet!
Friar Tuck: Wow, you’re terrible. How did you survive in the woods all this long?
Little John: My good looks…
Little John: Imma kill you, turkey!
Robin: Not Little John’s bloodlust! We have to cool it before he goes on another rampage!
Robin: *Is gasping* I really need to get into shape again…
Little John: AIIIEEEEE!
Robin: Oh no…the crossbow went with him….
Robin: So, I think Little John was carried over the line. Does it still count if it’s high in the air? I mean what happens in this new curse if we cross?
Charming: My leather jacket and I are puzzled.
Hook: He wore leather for me!
Charming: A flying monkey you say? I’m so puzzled! Who is linked to the flying monkey?
Robin: Are you guys going to stop this? I have a kid running around somewhere!
Hook: Hey a flying monkey, just like your fiancé
Hook: Whoops, was I not supposed to say anything?
Charming: What fiancé?!
Charming: No one tells me anything…
Emma: This isn’t the time!
Hook: When is the time? You threw him off a roof Emma, I think we should all talk about your feelings! Mostly your feelings about me!
Emma: I’m going home!
Emma: Wow, this town was a lot smaller than I remember…
Emma: Show of two hands, who wants pizza?
Jiminy: The rest of the town is outside getting a stake ready to burn Regina. Just a quick question, if we already know she’s a witch, do we have to do that drowning test thing?
Regina: *gasp!* Everyone thinks I did it?
Grumpy: Happy totally thinks she did it.
Happy: It’s true.
Belle: I want access to the library! Jiminy and I are going to grieve Rumple by having a read off of bad books. It’s what he’d want
Emma: Well…you um…do that.
Regina: I can’t believe everyone’s so suspicious that I had something to do with this!
Grumpy: Well didn’t you?!
Regina: Probably. How should I know?
Regina: I mean I don’t remember anything either!
Regina: Oh geez, spend years terrorizing you in one world and then 28 years forcing you to do what I want in another and you never live it down!
Jiminy: I’m sure you had a good reason like…wanting to see the Hunger games movies or something….it’s okay, you can tell us! We’ll all understand if it’s the Hunger Games!
Belle: *Doesn’t believe him* *Would rather have a read off than be here*
Regina: What?! You don’t believe me?!
Emma: You are totes mighty suspicious, Regina
Regina: Oh God, I have to end this before anyone realizes that Emma is acting…drama class was clearly not her strong suit…
Regina: Wow! How dare you all be mad at me getting away with casting the first curse and possibly a second!
*makes the building shake*
Regina: So you take that! *Glare infinitum*
Grumpy: That’s it, the town is under martial law with us being the ‘martial’
Victor: I can’t be in shaking buildings when I’m the only doctor!
Zelena: Tee hee, no one knows it’s me!
Regina: I should summon a sidewalk!
Regina: Oh man, I really hope this is the right boulder this time!
Regina: Maybe I can make it touch the sky!
Robin: Regina, that rock is floating!
Regina: Is that what you say about islands when you see them?
Robin: My kid started doing kid things and I don’t like being around that, can I hang out?
Regina: Might as well. It’s not like I can teleport you back or something…
Regina: I loathe flirting commoners..
Robin: Can you go first though? I don’t have magic and you have traps. I hate traps
Robin: Especially scorpion pits, you don’t have one of those do you?
Regina: How do I tell him that I don’t even remember all the traps I had down there and I was hoping to send him d own there first to spring all of them?
Robin: How about out loud? Like you just did?
Regina: I’m going first.
Robin: Yeah, how about you do that.
Regina: *Crawls out from under the desk* Is it safe?
Regina: I don’t know who’s been living in this office but they really need to dust under there. I hit my head trying to avoid the dust bunnies.
Emma: Yeah, no one thought you were stupid enough to hide in here.
Regina: *Tears up* Wait! You called me stupid!
Emma: Good news Regina, the angry mob that’s after you lit a bonfire on the other side of the town, so we’re safe for now!
Regina: Go wear that hideous shirt somewhere else, I’m busy!
Emma: Says the person who is wearing tacky couch upholstery….
Regina: What?! You drank it all?! What am I supposed to do with this?!
Emma: Hook told me to!
Emma: Which sounds…really stupid now…
Regina: We all make mistakes. Dating him in Neverland was one of mine…
Emma: Is it dating if he didn’t want anything to do with you?
Regina: details! Now are you going to be quiet and let me work?
Emma: Aw, we’re such friends!
Regina: what is that noise coming out of your mouth?
Emma: That we’re buddies?
Regina: Get out of my office.
Emma: It doesn’t have your name on it anymore!
Regina: *Is murdering her with her mind*