Witch Hunt Part 2

Regina: Henry looks HAPPY?! What on earth did that idiot do to him?

 

Emma: I let him out of the house to have friends every once in a while..

 

Regina: what sort of mother are you?! Now I have to clean up your mess!

 

Emma: He doesn’t remember you….

 

Regina: That doesn’t matter! He’s going to live with me now!

 

Emma: I don’t think he’ll like that

 

Regina: I’ll dangle a puppet in front of him that asks if he wants to play and then when I get him in the house, I”ll lock him in his room and make him mine!

 

Emma: Not how that works Regina…

 

Regina: Well then we’ll just have to make him remember me!

 

Regina: And in taking him, I shall destroy your happiness!

 

Emma: Calm down!

 

Regina: Sorry. Habit. *Is not sorry* 

 

Little John: Dating Mina Harker at the hunting store gets me all the best supplies to try out!

 

Robin: It’s freezing cold here, I was sort of hoping when we all woke up in this place, we’d be able to find a house with heat to squat at.

 

Little John: Aw yisss!

Friar Tuck: Careful John, that could be someone or someone’s pet!

 

Friar Tuck: Wow, you’re terrible. How did you survive in the woods all this long?

Little John: My good looks…

 

Little John: Imma kill you, turkey!

 

Robin: Not Little John’s bloodlust! We have to cool it before he goes on another rampage!

 

Robin: *Is gasping* I really need to get into shape again…

 

Little John: AIIIEEEEE!

 

Robin: Oh no…the crossbow went with him….

 

Robin: So, I think Little John was carried over the line. Does it still count if it’s high in the air? I mean what happens in this new curse if we cross?

 

Charming: My leather jacket and I are puzzled.

Hook: He wore leather for me!

 

Charming: A flying monkey you say? I’m so puzzled! Who is linked to the flying monkey?

 

Robin: Are you guys going to stop this? I have a kid running around somewhere!

 

Hook: Hey a flying monkey, just like your fiancé

Charming: Fian-what?

 

Hook: Whoops, was I not supposed to say anything?

Charming: What fiancé?!

 

Charming: No one tells me anything…

 

Emma: This isn’t the time!

 

Hook: When is the time? You threw him off a roof Emma, I think we should all talk about your feelings! Mostly your feelings about me!

 

Emma: I’m going home!

 

Emma: Wow, this town was a lot smaller than I remember…

 

Emma: Show of two hands, who wants pizza?

 

Jiminy: The rest of the town is outside getting a stake ready to burn Regina. Just a quick question, if we already know she’s a witch, do we have to do that drowning test thing?

 

Regina: *gasp!* Everyone thinks I did it?

 

Grumpy: Happy totally thinks she did it.

Happy: It’s true.

 

Belle: I want access to the library! Jiminy and I are going to grieve Rumple by having a read off of bad books. It’s what he’d want

 

Emma: Well…you um…do that.

 

Regina: I can’t believe everyone’s so suspicious that I had something to do with this!

 

Grumpy: Well didn’t you?!

 

Regina: Probably. How should I know?

 

Regina: I mean I don’t remember anything either!

 

*Judging*

 

Regina: Oh geez, spend years terrorizing you in one world and then 28 years forcing you to do what I want in another and you never live it down!

 

Jiminy: I’m sure you had a good reason like…wanting to see the Hunger games movies or something….it’s okay, you can tell us! We’ll all understand if it’s the Hunger Games!

 Belle: *Doesn’t believe him* *Would rather have a read off than be here*

 

Regina: What?! You don’t believe me?!

 

Emma: You are totes mighty suspicious, Regina

 

Regina: Oh God, I have to end this before anyone realizes that Emma is acting…drama class was clearly not her strong suit…

 

Regina: Wow! How dare you all be mad at me getting away with casting the first curse and possibly a second!

 

*makes the building shake*

 

Regina: So you take that! *Glare infinitum*

 

Grumpy: That’s it, the town is under martial law with us being the ‘martial’

 

Victor: I can’t be in shaking buildings when I’m the only doctor!

 

Zelena: Tee hee, no one knows it’s me!

 

Regina: I should summon a sidewalk!

 

Regina: Oh man, I really hope this is the right boulder this time!

 

Regina: Maybe I can make it touch the sky!

 

Robin: Regina, that rock is floating!

 

Regina: Is that what you say about islands when you  see them?

 

Robin: My kid started doing kid things and I don’t like being around that, can I hang out?

 

Regina: Might as well. It’s not like I can teleport you back or something…

 

Regina: I loathe flirting commoners..

 

Robin: Can you go first though? I don’t have magic and you have traps. I hate traps

 

Robin: Especially scorpion pits, you don’t have one of those do you?

 

Regina: Uh….

 

Regina: How do I tell him that I don’t even remember all the traps I had down there and I was hoping to send him d own there first to spring all of them?

 

Robin: How about out loud? Like you just did?

 

Regina: Awkward….

 

Regina: I’m going first.

Robin: Yeah, how about you do that.

 

Regina: *Crawls out from under the desk* Is it safe?

 

Regina: I don’t know who’s been living in this office but they really need to dust under there. I hit my head trying to avoid the dust bunnies.

 

Emma: Yeah, no one thought you were stupid enough to hide in here.

 

Regina: Awesome!

 

Regina: *Tears up* Wait! You called me stupid!

 

Emma: Good news Regina, the angry mob that’s after you lit a bonfire on the other side of the town, so we’re safe for now!

 

Regina: Go wear that hideous shirt somewhere else, I’m busy!

 

Emma: Says the person who is wearing tacky couch upholstery….

 

Regina: What?! You drank it all?! What am I supposed to do with this?!

 

Emma: Hook told me to!

 

Emma: Which sounds…really stupid now…

 

Regina: We all make mistakes. Dating him in Neverland was one of mine…

 

Emma: Is it dating if he didn’t want anything to do with you?

 

Regina: details! Now are you going to be quiet and let me work?

 

Emma: Aw, we’re such friends!

 

Regina: what is that noise coming out of your mouth?

 

Emma: That we’re buddies?

 

Regina: …

 

Regina: Get out of my office.

 

Emma: It doesn’t have your name on it anymore!

 

Emma: *Smirks*

 

Regina: *Is murdering her with her mind*